Wednesday, August 17, 2005

MASH Quotes

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

Sidney Freedman


"I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That's entertainment."

Hawkeye Pierce

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