Activities for Insomniacs

1. watch infomercials until your credit card is maxed out or you fall asleep whichever comes first.
2. reorganize the silverware drawer.
3. play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed.
4. listen to the coyotes fight.
5. walk around the house collecting dead insects.
6. organize medicine by type, name and dosage.
7. see if you can catch a cobweb being formed.
8. have a one person scavanger hunt by digging through all the couch cushions.
9. organize shirts by type and color.
10. wash the shoelaces from your tennis shoes by hand.
11. place two ice cubes in the sink and see which one melts fastet.
12. count the hairs on the back of your hands.
13. organize all the files on your computer.
14. organize all the photos sitting in envelopes through out the house.
15. force yourself to watch nick at nite and tvland no matter how horrible the shows are that they are rerunning.
16. learn to yodel.
17. knock on a neighbors door and borrow a glass of milk.
18. wash your mailbox.
19. read war and peace.
20. clean the gunk that has built up between the keys on your keyboard.
21. waste twenty minutes of your life that will never be replaced by developing a silly list such as this.