Lost

Lost: one overstressed, overworked brain. Weight: 1300GM. Color: Grayish/blue. Last seen in the vicinity of Via Verde and Puddingstone Road.

Brain may have run away after a particularly bad day.

Details: Owner was running late for an appointment with his psychologist. Low on gas he stopped at the corner station to fill up. Only to find the pumps were out of service.

Weighing being late and the amount of fuel in tank he headed for the appointment.

Arriving at the office he was surprised to find that he was an hour early. He swore his appointment was at twelve is doctor assured him it was at one. Apologizing he left the office sure he was right, until he reached the car to find his appointment was indeed at one and had been for several months.

Leaving for the service station he made it all of one block before running out of gas. Reaching for his cellphone he saw that it had not been charged. Frantically searching the car he also found he did not have his car charger for said phone.

Walking to the nearest store he was surprised to find that somenone still had payphones that worked. Not having very many real world friends he was lucky to catch one at home who brought him a gas can.

Gas in car but car did not start. He found it was time for his appointment. He walked back promising himself that he would be rational and not let the three weeks of stress since his last appointment overwhelm him. He failed miserably. Not five minutes into his appointment tears were streaming down his face.

Forty-five minutes later emotions under control he returned to his car. Much to his surprise the car started on his first attempt.

Returning home he fell asleep, only to wake up missing his brain.

If found please return to owner care of the Porcelain Throne.